Senate Passes Heinous New Bill...

The bill, introduced by John McAin, that sniveling, self-righteous, black-child-rearing destroyer of all that is Conservative and Good resolves to have the United States Government abide by the leftist pinko communistic rules of the Geneva Convention with regard to the humane treatment of prisoners.

No torture? We cannot have this. Torture is essential. We must have torture. We must veto this. But wait, it's attached to the defense spending bill ---OH....AUGGGH.....EEEEGGGH......