Today's New Fatwa
The Great Alah Imam of Mars
Brothers and sisters in the religion of peace,
Brothers and sisters in the religion of peace,
In response to the insidious lies uttered by the infidel Pope Benedict the Incompetent, the great Alah Imam of Mars has issued a fabulous new fatwa. As follows:
If any infidel claims that Muslims are violent, you must avenge this absurd lie by finding an infidel and hacking him to pieces with a dull, rusty knife. Then do the same to his mother and his children.
Peace be upon you.
If any infidel claims that Muslims are violent, you must avenge this absurd lie by finding an infidel and hacking him to pieces with a dull, rusty knife. Then do the same to his mother and his children.
Peace be upon you.
posted by Soundsurfr at 7:26 AM
2 Comments:
Kill the infidels who don't watch Desperate Housewives!
Kill 'em all.
Let Trent Reznor sort 'em out.
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