A Theologically Supportable Position

In a recent conversation on the internet, a theologian referred to something as a "theologically supportable postion". The reply from his opponent was hilarious:

Sorry, but the expression 'theologically supportable position' put me in mind of this -

1) Buttered bread always lands butter-side-down.
2) Cats always land on their feet

Therefore, if you tie a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat and release the assembly in mid air, as 1) and 2) are mutually contradictory, the buttered bread/cat assembly will hover.


I'd never heard that before. But I immediately applied for the patent rights...