Thursday, May 25, 2006

Another Fine Day In America (as told in pictures and captions)










Dear Mr. Bush.

You are a man of faith, like me. You are like my home boy, in that respect, except that in all other respects you are like a plague upon the Earth, you miserable shit. Peace be upon those who enrich uranium in the name of God.

Mr. President,

We should be friends. Embrace Islam or die.

Peace, out.












Mr. President – Do not under any circumstances respond to that letter. It is a threat. Fuckers are crazy. Nuke them now.









The insurgency is in its last throes. Hey, whatever happened to that (brrrrrrrrp) pheasant I shot?









mmmm the ffffff times they arebbb a cherangin’…cough....














Pssst. Little Zionist girl. Over here. Want a candy? Want to go for a ride in my car?











Yo, Ah kin see Trent Lott’s new house from here! Hain’t she a beauty?













Ah KNOW the Bible Is REAL, but Ah also know the Da Vinci Code is REALER.














OK, line up boys. We’re gonna pick cotton and I’m gonna give each of you a DOLLAR for a day’s work!












“Que Bueno senor!!!! Muchas Gracias!!!”













Goddam immigrants are stealin’ our jobs.













Sure it’s ok to sing our national anthem in Spanish. But it should always be sung in English.





Amenece ¿lo veis?a la luz de la aurora….

2 Comments:

Blogger Bobby Lightfoot said...

gLURNT. SPLERK

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2:29 PM  
Blogger Kevin Wolf said...

I see a book deal.

Ya know, you have to have the stuff for the bonfires.

6:10 PM  

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